Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Wanted: Politically Correct Porn Coordinator

So Dr. T was available to do my IUI yesterday.  The new swimmers were 30 million strong; they successfully survived the weekend on my kitchen table!  At this moment my big ole Follie either was fertilized or it wasn't... but I won't know for sure until sometime around October 4th.  

During the IUI preparation, I was explaining to Dr. T and my favorite RN S, the "drama" of last week which led to the need for me to spend the weekend with the Swimmers in the house.  Somehow this led to Dr. T talking about the questionable porn collection maintained in the collection rooms at the clinic.  One of her clients mentioned to her one of the titles found in the collection...  "Triple Midgets" (I have not googled this title)...  

S and I just started quietly cracking up as Dr. T explained that she went to Dr. W and asked him to screen the porn in the collection rooms to ensure it was "appropriate".  Apparently a few ladies in the Lab decided to "take one for the team" and screen Triple Midgets... and the consensus was it was just "wrong", plus it looked like it had been filmed in someone's garage... Big surprise?  

While Dr. T relating this story was truly funny, what made it hysterical was that my sweet nurse S was trying so hard to hold in her giggles without success and she seemed truly amazed that this was coming from Dr. T.  S kept looking at me and I kept looking at her and that made it worse, we were both in hysterics.

Hopefully laughter is EXCELLENT for an IUI... because if that is the case then I'd say this was a success.  

14 comments:

  1. I think laughter is likely great for an IUI! There is one doc at my clinic who reminds me of a dentist - she likes to start a long conversation at the most awkward time. She chatters away at the foot of the bed while you are 'in the position' on the table, waiting for whatever to begin...I always wish she'd wait until I'm sitting upright again...
    Good luck! 30 million is fantastic!!

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  2. Wow - that is a good number. Best of luck!

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  4. Too funny.

    Best of luck to you!

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  5. I too think laughter is great for an IUI!! Very best wishes & sticky baby thoughts for you!!!

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  6. this is hilarious! thanks for sharing. And yes, laughter has got to be good!

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  7. This is a great start. What a wonderful doctor. I'm happy that you are feeling great.

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  8. Hehehehehe! I think giggles are a good start to just about anything! Best of luck.

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  9. I love it! I can only imagine (or maybe I can't) what the story line for that one was:) Everyone is entiled to thier own tastes right. Good luck and I will be crossing my fingers that this one works. Keep us posted!

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  10. Good luck! I'll be testing about 5 days after you, wahoo!

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  11. LOL!

    I know laughter is good for baby making - sending you lots of sticky baby dust!

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  12. Thinking of you as you head into week 2 of your tww. ALL my fingers and toes are crossed for you!!

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  13. I WILL NOT Google this.... I will not, I will not, I will not...

    Oh, who am I kidding?!? With a buildup like that, I've got to know!

    Good luck lady!

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