The Swimmers are in the House

Just how many vials did I purchase, you ask?  Only two...  

I was talking with my friend R recently and we were cracking up because she was astounded at how much $$ money I was spending on sperm.  I'm paying top dollar for the stuff we usually snub, ick, get it off of me...  

And this stuff is also WASTED by millions of men in mass quantity every day... 


...yet I continue to shell out thousands of dollars for the tiniest little bit.

Seriously... if I can't laugh about it I would be crying!